gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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