We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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