She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
