So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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