Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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I need you to use more vowels.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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