Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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