no. you can't hotbox the world.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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