had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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