Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Im part way to drunk.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
