i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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