How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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