He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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