He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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