Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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