Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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