So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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