Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Randomize
