Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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