these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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