Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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