Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry chucknorrisisgod hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(972): View more from Texas

I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"

(1-972): View more from Texas

More like "Chia Pet"

Fav 19 1232 5483
share tweet
(402): View more from Nebraska

your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me

Fav 28 7744 1194
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(210): View more from Texas

i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.

Fav 8 3932 1211
share tweet
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.

Fav 48 13249 2052
share tweet
(224): View more from Illinois

dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks

Fav 6 925 2178
share tweet
(540): View more from Virginia

Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.

Fav 7 1083 2008
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(406): View more from Montana

You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways

Fav 6 946 1547
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(518): View more from New York

We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?

Fav 4 609 328
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(607): View more from New York

A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.

Fav 0 43 21
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT