He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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