I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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