he shaved USA in his pubs
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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