For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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