Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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