Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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