He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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