when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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