I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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