is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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