Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize