Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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