Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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