Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i need some magic done to my vagina
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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