dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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