i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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