absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Randomize
