love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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