no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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