seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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