Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Randomize
