His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
pop tarts are not kleenex
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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