soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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