TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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