So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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