Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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