New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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