im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm at about main and main street
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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