She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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