we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
you never un-have a 4some
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
