when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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