my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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