I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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