i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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