I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That accounts for only three of the penises
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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